Dayo: So just toss in the onions? Mami: Yes, but that’s way too much. Dayo: No it’s not. Mami: Sir, it will be all onions. Dayo: I love the taste of onions. Mami: So do I, but that’s a lot a lot. Dayo: ** goes back to the counter and takes out half of what he was going...
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I startled out of my sleep at 6:23.I had no idea if it was AM or PM and the house was so quiet and outside was looking funny.I lay there thinking, “Did Dayo come home from school? Why is it so quiet?”“Is it Monday or Tuesday?”“Is it a bank holiday or is it a school day?”I go and look...
I am having a moment. I just opened the door and suddenly realised, “Dayo! You’re taller!” Immediately followed by the internal thought, “When is he going to slow down on this tall shit?” “Not only that, there’s something growing out of my chin,” he deadpans. “You lie! Show me!” And yes...
So… I have a collection of memories of my mother freaking out at the sight of a frog. Doesn’t matter the size… any frog freaks her out. The clearest one is from close to...
Better Love Lilly Rabbit from Ella Paradis So I bought this. They’re delivering it on Monday. I’ve never owned a rabbit before and my old vibe…. yeah, it’s been a few...