** on Skype **
Dayo (has been discussing video games for five minutes straight and we’ve been figuring out if Xbox has a Steam connector so he can play GMod on it… also Roblox): Oh Mami, I have to go to the bathroom.
Dayo: Entertain yourself while I’m gone.
Mami: Did this child just tell me to ‘entertain myself’?
*** he did not actually come back ***