Your skin tone? — pretty fly… –for a pale ass white guy
Eye color? — blue
How do you usually dress? — work: jeans, button up shirt. –home: jeans and shirt.
Favorites
Fave color? — blue, maybe green
Song? — I’ll go with Monk’s Dream. –again.
Movie? — LOTR, Matrix, Memento, American Beauty, dozens more…
TV show? — obnoxious fiance is fucking funny
Color to paint your toenails? — not…
A short interlude of refreshing insanity — this? –:)
What color would you like to paint the White House? — It wouldn’t be the white house anymore then, would it….
What about the statue of liberty? –wtf color is it supposed to be again?
Have you ever wanted to cut your toenails and mail the clippings to someone? — are you shitting me?
If so, who? — n/a
And why? — n/a
Keepsake
Things you did when you were younger — rode my bike, lasertag, geek stuff
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? — race car driver
What about when you were seven? — playboy photographer
When you were ten? — probably back to race car driver
What was your favorite toy when you were little? — my bike, probably
Did you like barbies? — not particularly
What about Polly Pockets? — nope
Were you afraid of the dark? — not really
You now — nope
Do you collect anything(s)? — yeah
If so, what? — computer crap, dvd’s, some other junk my wife generally disapproves of. –:)
Is your hair dyed? — no
Do you own an SUV? — yes
Are you aware that SUVs are a horrible pathetic waste of gasoline? — stand at the blackboard and write 1000 times, “I will not be a stupid liberal weenie.”
Politics
What’s your political party? — R
Did you vote for/support Bush in 2000? — yep
Will you vote for/support him in 2004? — yep
If not, who will you vote for/support in 2004 — n/a
What do you think about abortion? — freedom of choice is part of being an american.
The death penalty? — pro
Gay marriage? — pro, duh. –have you heard any of the homophobes arguments against it that weren’t just blatant, mind-numbing stupidity?
Are your political views similar to those in your area? — no, mostly democrats in this state
Did you advocate going to war in Iraq? — yep
Did you support the Dixie Chicks? — nope
Do you know anyone who
Has AIDS? — yep
Has cancer? — yep
Has hair long enough to sit on? — nope
Likes Britney Spears? — not…
Reads a lot of magazines? — yep
Got a new hair cut less than a month ago? — yep
Wears hats often? — yep
Sends you a lot of annoying e-mail forwards? — yep
Superstitiousness — yep
Do you usually send on e-mail forwards? — nope
Do you believe in ghosts? — sorta, definitely not in the traditional sense
Psychics? — yep
Miss Cleo? — oh please…
Are you religious? — Not, but I have my own beliefs.
What religion? — my official designation is protestant
Have you ever had trouble because of your spiritual beliefs? — not really
Have you ever bugged someone about THEIR beliefs? — nope
Animals
Do you have any pets? — nope
What are they? — n/a
Cats or dogs? — cats
What’s the most exotic pet you’ve ever had? — hamster
What animal have you always wanted as a pet but never had? — a dog (shut up, allergies… I could never have one)
What pet belonging to someone else has given you hell? — don’t recall any in particular
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