Nerve Personals Profile

Here is my Nerve Personals Profile from three years ago… I don’t know why I feel I should blog this, except this was me in soundbite form from those days.

ME

I am a:

woman

Looking for a:

man

Interested In:

Dating, Serious Relationship

Age:

29

Location:

third rock from the sun

Country:

Barbados

Area Code:

Occupation:

Entrepreneur/Writer

Education:

College

Ethnicity:

Butterscotch

Religion:

spiritual

Star Sign:

tiger

Relationship Status:

Single

Have Children:

Want Children:

MY GOODS

Height:

5′ 2″

Weight:

Hair:

Brown

Eye Color:

Brown

MY HABITS

Cigarettes

Booze:

Sometimes

Drugs:

Self-love:

Sometimes

Self-deprecation:

Sometimes

#SPLIT#

YOU

Age Between:

25-45

Within:

any distance

Education:

College

Religion:

Ethnicity:

African American, Caucasian, Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander

Star Sign:

Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn

Have Children:

no preference

Want Children:

no preference

YOUR GOODS

Height:

5′ 8″ – 6′ 6″

Weight:

180 – 240 lbs

Hair:

no preference

Eye Color:

no preference

YOUR HABITS

Cigarettes:

no preference

Booze:

Sometimes OK

Drugs:

no preference

Self-love

Sometimes OK

Self-deprecation:

Sometimes OK

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Last great book I read

Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Dune Series (still in progress)

Black Looks (bell hooks)

 

 Most humbling moment

when i realised that my mother is OFTEN right (to my own disgust)

 

 Favorite on-screen sex scene

The Lover (Jane March and Tony Leung)

 

 Fill in the blanks

kissing is sexy;

committment is sexier

 

 Celebrity I resemble most

I look like none of the plastic people i see on TV and in movies…. i’m a full meal my friend, not a snack.

 

 Best or worst lie I’ve ever told

no, no, no… i don’t give it up that easy. (i mean it!)

 

 If I could be anywhere at the moment

Peru: Machu Pichu

 

 Song or album that puts me in the mood

Miles Davis: Kind of Blue; Dave Matthews Band–all of ’em (there’s something about a man who likes sex and says so); Led Zepplin–Whole Lotta Love; Doors; Joan Armatrading; Nina Simone (Essential Vol. 1 + 2); Marvin Gaye (All); Bob Marley (All); Sade (Best of); D’Angelo (the man encourages ‘mood’)..

 

 The five items I can’t live without

Reading material, CDS, my Ruby iMac DV+, my Sony Discman, coffee

 

 In my bedroom, you’ll find

tanzanian wood; phillips mini stereo; bed, ‘Anne Rampling’ erotica collection; trashy romance novels (they’re strangely liberating); CD collection; condoms all over the place (on the floor, in corners, in handbags), people comment and take them (which was my plan all along!); growing collection of brazillian and italian leather shoes… candles; incense; and my cat Odie doing his ‘lumpy-cat’ routine.

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME

i am forgiving by nature and intensely loyal to my tribe (friends and family). I also tend to be tolerant and diplomatic (until I can’t be anymore);  I love to laugh, and make people laugh (i believe it’s good for alll that ails ya!); I love kink without cruelty, love without fear, and men who call me baby…

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

a person with laughter in his eyes and tenderness in his hearts; someone who knows how to handle me without making me feel like shit; someone who is a whole circle looking for a whole circle, semicircles are no fun anymore; intelligence and sense of humor (rote i know, but a classic for a good reason!); someone who’s not afraid to be a man and let a woman be a woman and the wisdom to know the difference between the two and respect that difference for what it is (a carefully orchestrated plan by nature.)

Some of it is still true.

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